Lucky Charm

That's right, right here, right now, I'm proclaiming myself and/or the 6 other people I will know in the stands as the lucky charm that will break this unbearable streak. Tonight, Damon will reach, Ortiz will homer, Renteria will suffer no errors, and the bull pen will be needed only in the late innings for some dazzling, 1-2-3 work. Alternately, Sheffield will trip on his way to first, Mussina will leave the field weeping somewhere in the middle of the second, and Jeter will choke on his Big League Chew.

Rub my belly, I'm feelin' it tonight.